-If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
September through May, you may live in
Canada.
-If someone in a Home Depot store offers you
assistance and they don't work there,
you may live in Canada.
-If you've worn shorts and a parka at
the same time, you may live in Canada.
-If you've had a lengthy telephone
conversation with someone who dialed a wrong
number, you may live in Canada.
**Ahem - you know who you are!**
-If you measure distance in hours, you may
live in Canada.
-If you know several people who have hit a
deer more than once, you may live in Canada.
-If you have switched from "Heat"
to "A/C" in the same day and back
again, you may live in Canada
-If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet
of snow during a raging blizzard without
flinching, you may live in Canada.
-If you install security lights on your
house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may
live in Canada.
-If you carry jumpers in your car and your
wife knows how to use them, you may live in
Canada.
-If you design your kid's Halloween
costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live
in Canada.
-If the speed limit on the highway is 80km
and you're going 90 but everybody is
passing you, you may live in Canada.
-If driving is better in the winter because
the potholes are filled with snow, you may
live in Canada.
-If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter,
winter, still winter and road construction,
you may live in Canada
-If you have more miles on your snow blower
than your car, you may live in Canada.
-If you find 2 degrees "a little
chilly", you may live in Canada.
-If you spend more money for a snowmobile
than you do for a car, you may live in
Canada
